Who knew NASCAR had this kind of hotness working the sidelines? Apparently they do, and reader Alan sent in her name: Jamie Little. And here I thought only toothless women with beer guts could find the strength to actually watch three hours of cars going around in circles.

Another local sideline reporter comes to us courtesy of reader Thomas, who sends in the name of one Hazel Mae, a New England Sports Network lead anchor. I think that means she reads a lot of sports on the teleprompter, but don’t hold me to it. Who knew that Red Sox nation had hooked themselves such a fine reporter?

ESPN sideline babe Suzy Kolber is probably more cute than hot, but for a girl in her ’40s, she nevertheless cuts a pretty impressive figure on the sidelines. Her biggest moment was probably when a sloshed Joe Namath hit on her during Monday Night Football. Ooh boy.

Well, thanks to a bunch of jackasses coming here based on the Dana Jacobson roast comments and leaving obscene messages in that one particular post, I am now requiring that anyone who wishes to comment MUST FIRST register and activate their account. Registering is free, in case you were wondering.

I had no idea who Erin Bates was until reader Thomas emailed me her name. After a brief flurry of googling, I now understand what Thomas saw in her. Yes, she’s a sideline reporter for the Speed Network, and has modeled extensively in the past, including bikini pictures. Those bikini pictures are hard to find, but here are some, as well as others.