And here I thought the hottest chick on NFL Network was Rich Eisen. How wrong I was! (Okay, just kidding about that first part, stop accusing me of being gay! Ahem. Where was I?) One face on NFL Network that keeps me tuning in is Michelle Beisner, who provides a nice respite from the sports net’s many programmings filled with annoying ex-player mush-mouthing their way through football highlights.