Stacey Dales-Schuman
I don’t know if Stacey Dales tackling on the “Schuman” to her last name means she got hitched or what, but you can catch Stacey doing ESPN football games whenever WNBA season isn’t in full swing. Or maybe she’s retired. I’m not sure. She’s hot, though, and I love how she constantly spars with the “good ol boys” in the broadcasting booth. The girl’s got spunk.

Her stats via Wikipedia:
Stacey Dales (born September 5, 1979, in Collingwood, Ontario) is a basketball player for the Chicago Sky of the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA). She also serves as a women’s college basketball analyst for ESPN.
She led her University of Oklahoma team to the 2002 NCAA Women’s Division I Basketball Championship game, but lost to the University of Connecticut. After leaving Oklahoma that year, she went by the married name “Dales-Schuman,” but has been known as just “Dales” since joining the Sky in 2006.
Vital statistics
* Position: Guard – Forward
* Height: 6′ in, 183cm
* Weight: 155 lbs
* College: University of Oklahoma
* Team(s): Washington Mystics, Chicago Sky
November 21st, 2006 at 1:38 pm
This is the kind of chick you hope to hang out with and someday marry once you realize trying to score a Summer Sanders or Melissa Stark just isnt going to happen.
She is ok looking, not ugly, and obviously fun and confident. She wont take your crap and could probably keep you from ever having to consider Viagra. Also athletic.
Sure beats a Rebecca Lobo.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Stacy is divorced and is working on the Women’s NCAA tournament for ESPN.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:21 am
Boys, Stacey Dales is a known lesbian. Sorry to break it to you. She has asked out girls that I know personally. End of discussion.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I’ve interviewed Stacey (I cover the WNBA for a website). I agree, she’s ok looking. Hot in the WNBA would be Yelena Leuchanka, Kelly Schumacher, Lauren Jackson, Sue Bird, etc.
I doubt Stacey is nearing retirement, although her comparably hot Chicago teammate Kayte Christensen is giving the WNBA one final year in ’08, and she’s only a year younger than Stacey. Plus, Kayte (who looks a lot like Anne Hathaway) wants to to TV and she looks 100 times better on-camera than Kara Lawson, who’s disgusting and not very friendly. Stacey and Kayte would be a great anchor team. With not playing overseas like 90% of WNBA girls during their offseason, they don’t stay as competitive. So Stacey may retire in the next couple years we’ll see. Cheers.
P.S. Contrary to popular opinion, it’s only about a third of the WNBA that’s gay…although when it started in 97 it was more.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I enjoy watching Stacey Dales on basketball broadcasts because she is very knowledgable about the sport. I actually met Ms.Dales at my part time job in Bowie,Md. in Dec. 2006. I recognized her almost immediately and she was very cordial and personable while I waited on her. She is also a very attractive young lady. Hopefully the next time she is in maryland we may cross paths again. Best Wishes in all her endeavors. Phil Powell
September 6th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
O.K. Looking? Whatever dude that is a beautiful woman.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I was unfortunate enough to meet Stacey Dales. Lesbian is right.
Everyone keep your girlfriends away. Shes really slimy. Angry too. Mean- -rude-arrogant-vulgar-bitch.
She’s got a long ways to go on the personality front.
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October 19th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I went to OU and lived in the dorms with Stacey. She was always nice and a very cool chick to hang out with.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:20 pm
This girl is great!!! Definitely NOT a lesbian. Friend from high-school and one of the funniest, smartest people that I know! Really beautiful kind-hearted person too!
October 25th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
STACEY’S HOT’ HOT AND A REALLY NICE PERSON TO BE AROUND.
October 28th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
She bats for both teams… I’m sure of it.. also White men need not apply
December 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
stacey is hot and very sexy
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Stacey is a babe.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:30 am
I think she is a very sexy woman. I know a couple of girls that know her and they were surprised about the lesbian rumors but not about her preference towards a certain kind of guy. She is definitely down with the brothas.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Met Stacey last night at LAX on my way home to Atlanta. Very sweet, strikingly pretty, even with a hat and no makeup. She was on her way to interview Tony Gonzales of the Falcons and was very personable and gracious. Googled her and found my way here. Just my two cents worth…
November 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
damn, Stacey is fine as hell, and thats coming from a bro.
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
If Stacey’s a lesbo then kudos to her. That means we have something in common, and a good starting point for conversation. Now if we can only see if she’s willing to share…..although she’s probably playing Alpha in that one.
June 27th, 2010 at 11:18 am
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June 27th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
stacey’s is one beautiful lesbo.